Thursday, November 07, 2002

Blow Jobs For Charity

Yes, I'm giving blow jobs for charity. Read the whole blog to find out how to participate. Before you call me, please be able to answer the following questions: During what month can I get a FREE Blow Job? What do I have to do to get the Blow Job? What's going on in December? What about the Cock Coloring Book? Where am I going to be in January, and doing what? If you are patient enough to find out the answers, and if you want to help out with a real charity, call me.

Bonus Question: How did I get the idea of having a Gang Bang Lottery? (hint...Cannabis Raffle)

Sunday, November 03, 2002

It's Good To State One's Goals Clearly

Health insurance for this young man and his family. Simple. They've got it in the Netherlands, the UK, Germany, Switzerland, France, etc. But, because he was born in America, he has to go without attention for twenty-two (22) hours each day? The young man needs permanent health care, and he needs to obtain this before he has a chance for an independent life. Right now, he's a burden on his mother, and in Februrary, who knows what will happen? Death in a nursing home for a very bright young man with a future could be the result. Now, I'm sorry if that's a downer to everyone's hard-ons, don't be sad. Lifetime health insurance for this man's family is doable. Things could change for the better. Not to mention the fact that I don't have anything better to do with my time.