Saturday, November 02, 2002

Some Clarifications

Blow Job Princess of November
December 11, 2002: The Gang Bang Lottery
The January Project

and NEW ITEM!

February Blow Job-A-Rama (a.k.a. Chupa Mi Velga Fest) in glamorous, tropical Mejico! details pending...

That was the outline. Here are the details:

Blow Job Princess of November seems self explanatory to me, but there are a few hurdles you have to jump through in order to get your FREE Blow Job. Were it that something were really free in life. (Although my availability could be considered a Free Gift to sexy New Yorkers, sex can never be entirely free.) Guys treat me great when they pay for sex. They value me and respect me so much more when they pay me a lot of money than when they don't pay me at all, or when they try and get me for cheap. Cheap sex is exactly that, and I'm done with that from here on out. From now on, my pussy is not for sale at any price. And blow jobs are no longer for sale, either, but I'm still available for blow jobs because, well, why the hell not?
Again, though, for several reasons, I'm unwilling to accept money for blowjobs, although I will accept favors. Several people have helped me around the house, and I was glad to give them a FREE Blow Job. Handing out flyers was at one point in time a FREE Blow Job offer. The Mini Gang Bang is FREE and BLOW JOBS ONLY is reserved for the first six gentlemen of craigslist who respond to my email after I come home from being on the Howard Stern Show.
During November, I am taking pictures of the cocks of all the craigslist guys who want to participate in the Gang Bang Lottery, memorializing them in The Cock Coloring Book, and choosing the best six (plus two alternates and a camera man) for the Gang Bang on December 11, 2002.


The Gang Bang
Six of the hardest and best tasting cocks will be selected from the Lottery Pool (cock-tastings and Gift Certificate Blow Jobs), and we will have a night of sexy fun on December 11, 2002. On December 1, emails will be sent to the 8 lucky gentlemen who will then respond with their fantasy of what a gang bang should be like in their eyes. I will combine them all together into a script using anonymous names and send the individualized scripts back to the winning gentlemen for a final ok. NOTE to Gang Bang Lottery Pool: Work on your sexy scenarios and scenes in between now and the Lottery Selection Period, and send them to me when they are done. Work them over well, give it your best shot with good punctation and all ten individuals involved (me, 6 winning gentlemen, 2 alternates, and a camera man), and a few winning scenarios will be selected for publication in The Cock Coloring Book, not to mention giving me good ideas for the Gang Bang. The winners (all 8, including the alternates who play only passive roles) will have to pay for the luxury hotel suite in downtown Manhattan, and if anyone has any good ideas about which hotel, send them to me along with your 9 on 1 Gang Bang Fantasies.

The January Project
A young handicapped man lives in Alabama with his mother. He will lose his insurance coverage in February 2003, although it means his life will be at daily risk. I'm going to set up a portable office each sunny day across the street from the White House (1600 1/2 Pennsylvania Avenue) during the month of January and lobby for an extension of his health insurance. I will be pushing around my office in a cabinet on top of a dolly with a weatherproof tarp that has a picture of the young man's face on it all around the town of Washington, D.C. All of the profits (this means 100%) of the January Project go to the young man in his family, hoping that they can stay in Alabama and that he can continue the process of creating an independent and successful life for himself. I hope you meet him one day! I hope I meet him one day!

February Blow Job-A-Rama (a.k.a. Chupa Mi Velga Fest) details pending...
The Cock Coloring Book

You guys just keep on coming over for the cock tastings and the free blow jobs. I’m taking a picture of each of your cocks with a number next to it in order to help remember them when I am choosing my lovers out of the Lottery Pool for the Gang Bang.

And the New Added Feature: The Cock Coloring Book

Yes, I’ve decided to go all out and memorialize my sexy reign as Blow Job Princess of November in a loving, touching and exquisitely detailed drawing of each of your cocks in black and white, published in the form of a coloring book. The opening poem will be my smash hit, “The Cock That Reminded Me Of Love” and there will be rewards given to each and every cock. Mr. Congeniality goes to the hardest cock of any size, for instance. Senor Grande goes to the very thickest cock around, and The Rose goes to the cock with the sweetest and lightest tasting cum.

And, while I’m on the subject of cock, can I ask a favor of two gentlemen from craigslist who visited me before? Right now, in my heart, you are both in the running for the Gang Bang, but you have to come and visit me again in November, at least for a quick cock-tasting so I can take the picture of your cock and enter you in the Gang Bang Lottery. The first gentleman, who I said was beautiful. Please come and see me again. I hope you’ve thrown away those baggy clothes and started showing off your beautiful slender body to the pretty girls in your neighborhood. (P.S. I hope you are at least 18!)

And the other one. Mmmm, your cock tasted divine! Your face and smile were so pretty, I couldn’t take my eyes off you. And when you took your clothes off and showed me your nice chest and abs with a light covering of dark hair, lean, but defined legs and yummy ass, I decided to let you stay for an extra long time. You fucked my mouth with your medium sized cock while I masturbated myself in the mirror for you. We both came together, and I want you back!

I wish I could remember your names. (It sounds pretty bad, I know.) But you know who you are. And the rest of the craigslist gang feel free to call after you have done all the required reading. Wouldn’t you like to have your erect cock memorialized and categorized next to a bunch of different cocks? Only you are the one who knows which number you are! See you soon.

Friday, November 01, 2002

Everyone's A Winner!

Everyone who plays the Gang Bang Lottery is a winner by default, because everyone's a winner when we give love to one another.

This is about my fantasy of having a Gang Bang, plus helping out a young handicapped man who is about to lose his insurance coverage when he turns 21 years old. I want a wide variety of cocks to suck and fuck that night, so I'm advertising on craigslist and this blog. What does sucking and fucking a lot of cocks at the same time have to do with helping the disabled? Not much, but they are both things that I like to do, so I'm combining them into one project.

It's called "The January Project" and I'm gearing up for it with the Gang Bang Lottery. If these and other questions pop into your mind, READ ON! Read my whole website, including the poetry and including the logs all the way at the beginning. They will help to answer any of your basic questions. No skimming! There will be a test! ;-) There is zero chance of you getting a FREE BLOW JOB if you don't do the required reading, and many ways to win if you do.
Free Blow Jobs?

I could make money selling blow jobs, but that would be boring. There is something crass and unappetizing about giving it up for personal gain, not to mention the fact that I don't need the money. Giving it up for someone else's gain, now that's the ticket!

In order to get a free blow job from a sexy naked chick (you can kiss me a little and/or cum in my mouth), all you have to do is show me some respect and learn what I'm all about.

What am I all about? Well, right now I'm about finding health insurance for a young man who lives in Alabama that I've never met. He's twenty years old, and when he turns 21 in February, his health insurance ends. He's in a wheelchair, and needs 24 hour medical attention.

How is giving away a month's worth of blowjobs going to help the cause? Read my weblog and tell me if you think my idea makes sense. Okay, great. Hope to see you soon!

Thursday, October 31, 2002

The Blow Job Princess of November

Today is October 31, 2002. If I've got the guts to do it, tomorrow should be the start of the sexiest six weeks in my life. I've been advertising on http://newyork.craigslist.org in the Casual Encounters section for free blow jobs. FREE BLOW JOBS ... If you want to find out how to get your ... FREE BLOW JOBS ... you must do the required reading. READ EACH AND EVERY BLOG ENTRY ON THIS WEBSITE IN ORDER TO GET YOUR FREE BLOW JOB!

I'll know if you haven't done your required reading, because you will be asking me silly questions. Do you want a free blow job? This website explains how to get one.

November - Free Blow Jobs
December 11 - Free Gang Bang
January, 2003 - Gang Bang at the White House

Wednesday, October 30, 2002

The Cannabis Raffle

Selling cannabis through the mail could work in Great Britain because they've given up on using drug dogs and the like. So, mainly because I was bored and broke, I came up with an awsome idea. Give away free weed in the mail. Yeah, good idea. That'll really piss off the cops. But they could do nothing to catch us really, and we even talked it over with a few mail carriers to see if they thought it would work. "We" includes my partner and I, and our research concluded that we could get away with it, so we forged ahead.

We made these cute little cannabis raffle tickets (you can see them on the http://www.hookersforweed.com site), which said, "Authentic Cannabis Raffle Tickets Call this number to find out if you're a winner." And at the bottom it said, "P.S. Everyone's a winner!" When we gave them out, we told people that each and every person who called this number would get free weed in the mail, hash or grass, their choice. Oh, I forgot to add that we were standing there with a huge sign that said "Hookersforweed.com, people you can trust because we're only out for weed and sex." So, we're basically raising a ruckus right there in Central London. When the cops came up to us asking if we could get some weed in the mail, we told them not yet, but that we were conducting market research into the feasibility of selling cannabis through the Royal Mails, and that we would let them know what we found out. They had no choice but to growl and walk away, ha ha!

As soon as we handed out the tickets, we couldn't run back to the flat fast enough before the phone started ringing. "Cannabis Raffle!" We'd respond. "Uh...it says right here that I'm a winner." "That's right! You're a winner, because everyone's a winner when we legalize cannabis!" "Okay, so what do I win?" "Well, the law does not allow us to even HINT that your free gift might be some cannabis in the mail. But all you have to do to claim your free prize is to express your preference for hash or grass." And that became the Cannabis Users Preference Survey. We found out that among all the people who were willing to leave their real names and their real addresses after taking part in the survey, 4 out of 5 preferred grass. Hash is more plentiful over there, and I suspect the hash numbers would be higher here in New York City, but it would be fun to find out. 70 people left their names and addresses, and we sent them each a little bit of their preferred cannabis. It was exciting! We got away with it!

Also, at the same time we were trying to HINT to people that they were supposed to be sending cash to our P.O. Box, and that they would like what would happen if they did that vis a vis cannabis. We told them they could choose to play our interactive art game called "Scoring an eighth". It cost 20 British Pounds to play this game. We have another game for more advanced players that costs 35 British Pounds to play called "Scoring a quarter." And, for beginning players we have a game that costs 2 British Pounds to play called "Scoring a Pre-Rolled Spliff", but you could play this game up to five times per session. We had an order form, I mean game sheet, where you could check these little boxes as to which games you wanted to play and how many times you wanted to play them.

Only one guy sent us cash to our P.O. Box. And, sadly, he lost the game. We only sent him the same small amount we sent the other people for free. Play Again!!
I'm asking for $75 dollar donations.

The Art Store: I will be making protest signs and giving them away for cash donations. The side benefit of this is that once people have a good protest sign, they are more likely to go to a protest.

McDonald's: I need gift certificates so I can at least buy lunch for people who want to hand out flyers.

Staples: I need to buy a cabinet and a dolly

Kinkos: I need to get a waterproof tarp for the cabinet that has the young man's picture on it

Amtrak: Tickets are $72 dollars each way from New York to Washington, D.C.

Virgin: My partner in London is available to help out.

Home Depot: Various small items to fix up the portable office

Duane Reade: Who doesn't get a sniffly nose?

KMart: Good enough weather gear for me.

GNC: Nutritional purposes including free gifts for flyer hander outers (I'm getting good at bribes.)

A place to stay for a month that is within trundling distance of the White House.

Visitors. You know where I'll be! 1600 1/2 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, D.C. January 1-31,
2003. I think we all need to pay a visit to our country's capital at a time like this. (I can't
promise to be outside when it's raining. Sorry, I'm a wuss.)

Tuesday, October 29, 2002

Blank Check
(It's Two Games In One!)

Here is another way you can get a FREE Blow Job, and by this I mean it is a free gift from me to you, if you are willing to give a free gift to my charity. See how it works? Two free gifts at once. I just love it when everyone's a winner, especially when my prize is the possibility of sucking potentially endless numbers of stiff cocks, now that I know how to find them on the internet. The two part exchange is a joy for three people.

Now, what do I mean by "Blank Check"? Do I mean that the amount space is left blank, that I can put any old amount on there that I want and maybe even put your account out of balance? No, not at all. You choose the amount you can give. You know how much money you've got that you can give to a worthy cause. The blank part of the Blank Check is the name space, because I don't want to be splashing this young man's name around and connecting it with an activity of dubious nature like giving blow jobs to strangers. He is a young, sheltered man of twenty years old, and, although he is aware of the general outline of my January fundraiser, I've left some pretty specific details out. So you are donating to an anonymous charity, but as soon as you get the cancelled check, you will know who the person is. The trust part comes when you believe that I'm not going to put my own name on it. You could potentially lose the amount of the check to me if I were to cash it for myself, but this is my real name on the blog, and I'd be a little silly to try something skeezy like that.

Now that I think about it, you could even include a check of any amount made out to me, too, in exchange for a work of art of comparable value. I've got a ton of them, and any decent size donation would probably move me to send you at least something small but pretty and clever. But I couldn't offer you any sex in exchange for the check, and I would deposit them into my bank account and declare it as income. Boy, do I need some declared income! I really want to pay some taxes, too. If I am somehow able to declare a respectable amount of income, then I will be able to rent an apartment in my name, I will be able to consolidate all my operations into one place, and I will be able to travel much more freely. Right now, I'm an illegal tenant in a cold water flat, which pretty much sucks, but is tolerable compared to the wanderer I've been for the past couple of years. I'm getting where I want to go, and I didn't have to make too much money illegally. Now I can coast for a while and focus on producing excellent art.

If you mail me a check made out for any amount with a blank name space, I will send it to the young man. All cancelled checks of $75 dollars and up entitle the bearer to a fifteen minute blow job. I'll be naked, and you can kiss me a little bit and/or cum in my mouth. If you put my name on the check, I will deposit it into my bank accout and send you something nice in the mail. I'm doing a lot of things at once here, but they all are connected, and I hope you can afford to play. If you can, please give a large amount, because you cannot get any better charity than this. Direct dispersement of funds to a handicapped person, without paying a cent towards red tape and beaurocracy? Fuck the "Make a Wish" Foundation and all the rest. Most of the money never gets to the kids, anyway. My charity wants what all young men want. Freedom. A more independent life. He's smart, aware and fully capable of all of these things, but not if his health is under constant threat, or if he drains every bit of financial security away from his family.

In the long term, we need to lobby for universal health care and full-on biomedical research to care for the people who are currently sick and find new ways to cure and prevent illness and disability, but I am unable to save the world in one fell swoop. Besides, this is a true emergency. The man turns 21 in February and loses his coverage. I can only start with one, and Ithis is the way you can help today.

Send the check to my office address with the envelope addressed to me at: Tracy Blevins, Ph.D. 545 Eighth Avenue, Suite 401 New York, NY 10018

Please help out by giving big if you can at all afford it. Aren't you mad about all those kids with no medical insurance? It burns me up that in our rich and beautiful land we have so many idiots in charge. I'm trying to solve everything myself, and I know it's unreasonable, but I'm just that kind of woman.
The Cock That Reminded Me Of Love

Wonderful means “full of wonder”, and I am exactly that about you.
It’s not the size and shape, although I’m crazy for the particulars of your smooth erect cock.

You let me tongue and mouth the end of your stiff organ and you responded with your own delightful rhythm. Long, and wide, you were more than I could take, but I’m willing to keep on trying to gobble down all of your pink, responsive flesh. I’m taken back in my mind, and my throat opens involuntarily, and my pussy moistens and my ass tingles to remember how you filled me up, and was at the same time more than I could take and never enough. I could never have enough of your substantial head probing my soft inner skin, be it my mouth or any other place you might fancy. That’s why we’ve got to stay beautiful for each other, because I don’t want to give up sucking and fucking that thing that rises between your legs.

But didn’t I say it wasn’t the size and shape? True enough. The very best part, and the only part that really matters is that your wonderful penis is also connected to the wonderful man that you are. Your cock would have delighted me no matter what it looked like, although I have to tell you that the smell was a delight, too. But no matter what the smell and shape of it, (did I tell you that I love the look of your body, too, with your smooth skin and strong, solid shape and beautiful face, eyes, hair and smile?), I would have loved the cock that I found on you.

Monday, October 28, 2002

Mini Gang Bang November 9, 2002

FREE and BLOWJOBS ONLY

Here’s the deal: I wanna get on Howard Stern to promote my Gang Bang Lottery. He already knows me. I’ve been there and been mentioned on his show, just never appeared on his show.

If I somehow by I don’t know what means (call him! write him! demand that he accept me on his show!) appear on Howard Stern in time to promote the Gang Bang Lottery, I will select a random 6 lucky gentlemen who are among the craigslist crowd who want to participate, and suck each of them off one after the other. The Mini Gang Bang is for a successful promotion of the Gang Bang Lottery, and every one of you knows how the Howard Stern Show could make this project take off like a bomb!

So call, write, phone, email, text message, protest, buy flowers, and do whatever it takes to get me on Howard Stern, and you have that lucky chance. Please email me with a description of what you have done to get me on the show, and I will honestly choose six at random from those who want to participate for the free Mini Gang Bang.

Remember that I have succeeded in my life’s dream of becoming a volunteer hooker. I’m a free gift to the adorable men of New York City. Ask me about my 200 FREE Gifts to NYPD and FDNY for meritorious service during 9-11. (Hint: The law doesn’t allow me to even hint that their free gifts might be blowjobs, one per week for four years, but cunnilingus rules apply for interested females, as they always do.)

Thanks, Tracy

Some people have asked me questions about the Gang Bang Lottery, and now even the Mini Gang Bang.

Here are my answers:

The mini gang bang is not a video, so even more of you sexy guys from craigslist have the opportunity to participate. Some guys would be a part of a gang bang, but don’t want to be in a video, even if it were historic.

Craigslist guys are the only guys who can participate in the gang bangs. As always, pretty, free girls are welcome to apply for all positions.

Let me explain why I need each store’s stuff: McDonald’s. I’d like to be able to buy a volunteer crew at least a lunch sometime. Handing out flyers makes a person hungry. Home Depot. Who doesn’t need stuff from Home Depot? The same goes for Duane Reade, KMart, Staples and Kinkos. The Art Store. I have a secret project in January that involves me making a lot of paintings in January, and giving them away for charity. I ask for donations for whatever people can give and try to twist their arms to give a lot. But I need art supplies to make the paintings to give away. Amtrak and Virgin. Travel is my biggest expense, and events happen other places. The January Project will place in Washington, D.C., for instance. GNC is for nutritional purposes, including free givaways to helpers and flyer hander outers.

You mean, I can get a blowjob for handing out some flyers for two hours? No. At one time, that was the case, but it was too popular of an option. You see, I advertised on craigslist for a blowjob in exchange for some flyer giving out, because I really need people to help me hand out flyers. I found a person, he came over and handed out flyers with me for two hours, I gave him a blowjob, and went back to my computer to find 140 messages from guys who couldn’t wait to hand out flyers! Same thing with the guitar lesson. I found a guitar instructor who was willing to give me a lesson for a free blow job, and that was great. However, I still can’t live down that damn free offer. Men are THROWING themselves at me to give me a fucking guitar lesson. What I discovered is that what I really want is a long term relationship with a guitar instructor, the kind where I hang around him and sometimes he gives me a guitar lesson, since that what he does. One time a guy volunteered to come over and check the wiring in my apartment for a free blow job, and it all started to make sense! Three guys came over and took some stuff down to the curb for me, and I know that sounds bad but it was some really heavy stuff. The only thing now I really need is a good plumber, but again, we’d have to be in a relationship, because I don’t think it would be sexy to suck off a plumber right after he fixed my plumbing fixtures. We’d have to trust and like each other and all the things as a part of a relationship, I guess, but I don’t mind at all really. There’s a special plumber out there for me, and I can’t wait to find him.

The blogspot? It’s a way to get a message up on the internet and point people to it. Reminder (as I’m writing this) Make sure to get it up on on the blogspot!

Gang Bang Lottery Final Rules (Please read and understand the rules before you contact me if you have a desire to participate. Believe me, I will know instantly whether or not you’ve done your reading.)

Hi, everyone. It’s Rainbeaux Barbie here. I’m having a Gang Bang Lottery during the month of November, with the Gang Bang itself occurring on December 11, 2002 in a luxury hotel in downtown Manhattan. The Gang Bang is free for the six lucky winners and the 2 alternates. However, expenses for the evening will be paid for by the 8 gentlemen in question, including the hotel room and the making of the video. (I keep the rights to the video, and plan to sell it to finance my other performance art pieces.) Total cost of the night in question will be approximately 350 dollars for 6 hours of sexy fun between the hours of 6p.m. and midnight on December 11.

So, yes, it’s a FREE Gang Bang, my gift to the sexy men of New York, even though it will cost money to get it done right.

How to enter the Lottery Pool: Purchase a small gift certificate that will help me to perform my next stunt. It’s a good one, it’s going to last a whole month long next January, and it’s all for charity! It will only cost you a minimum of $25 dollars to enter. Actually, I don’t even want the money, so I ask that you get me a $25 dollar gift certificate from one of the ten following establishments: The Art Store, Home Depot, KMart, Amtrak, Virgin Airlines, Duane Reade, Staples, General Nutrition Center (GNC), Kinkos, or McDonald’s. If it is too much of a hassle to go and get the gift certificate, you can just give $30 dollars instead, but I would rather get the gift certificate.

What does the gift certificate bring you? Equal rights and an equal chance to participate in the Gang Bang. You come to my apartment with the gift certificate and show me your cock. I suck it a little bit to get the taste and to get it really hard, and then I take a picture of your cock while you are holding a number beside it. (Your face won’t be in the picture.) I will write your number next to your email address, and write down any comments about your cock (taste, look, size, style, hardness, etc.) after you leave. Now, don’t expect a full blow job or anything. This is just a cock-tasting. If you want a full blow job, considering I am the Blow Job Princess of November, you have to actually purchase one.

Blow Job Princess of November? Yes, that’s the title I’m giving myself, because I want to focus exclusively on blowjobs this month. I’ve decided that my pussy is too pretty and too valuable to sell anymore, not to mention the fact that I don’t need the money. I’m only giving my pussy away for love, for free, and that includes the Gang Bang, of course, where all my holes are yours for free. However, the fifty dollar blowjob deal I had going on earlier wasn’t really working. I had too much business, and I couldn’t keep up with the phone calls. So, from now on, blowjobs will be one hundred dollars, with a discount if you buy me a gift certificate.

You can have a free blowjob if you purchase a $75 dollar gift certificate from one of the above mentioned business establishments. This entitles you to a good fifteen minute suck job while I’m naked, and you can kiss me a little bit and/or cum in my mouth. This does not include any pussy action, other than looking, because my pussy is only for love these days, remember? The Gift Certificate Blowjob and the Hundred Dollar Blowjob also enter you into the Gang Bang Lottery, should that interest you, and I’ll take a picture of your cock when it gets really hard and qualify you with the rest of the sexy men of New York for the Gang Bang Lottery.

Sound good? So let me summarize: 25 dollar gift certificate gets you a cock-tasting and entry into the Gang Bang Lottery Pool. A 75 dollar gift certificate gets you a slurpy-as-you-like-it blow job PLUS optional entry into the Gang Bang Lottery Pool. The cut-off date for the Gang Bang Lottery is November 30, 2002, so get those gift certificates right away to ensure that you have a chance to play.

The Extra Bonus: The six lucky winners of the Lottery (and two alternates) will be sent a congratulatory email on December 1, 2002, and a request for Gang Bang Fantasies. You see, every guy has unique desires and unique limits, and I want to satisfy them all. You respond to me with the kinds of things that you would like to do during the Gang Bang, and I will compile them all into a script. After the script is written, I will send a final draft to you that will include yourself (with a pseudonym) and the other 5 gentlemen (plus passive roles for the two alternates). Any last minute revisions will be made, the final script will be sent to all interested parties, and the other arrangements (hotel, video, etc.) will be made during the first ten days of December, 2002. December 11, 2002, magic night of lust. Can’t wait!

The Extra Bonus Bonus: All of my proceeds for my January performance (this means 100%) will go to a very deserving charity. There is a young handicapped man that I met over the internet who has huge medical bills. I can’t pay for them all, nor can I afford proper insurance for him, but I can afford to do a month long fundraiser and give him the money. (This is why I need certificates for art and office supplies, travel, etc.) Okay, folks. Any questions? Do me a favor and make sure you’ve read the entire message and understand the game plan as well as you can before you call. 212.725.1141

Thank you so much for your attention. Now, let’s have some fun! Barbie

Please don’t forget that my email address for this stunt is
gangbanglottery@yahoo.com